Today in my english class we were discussing about the topic “should we talk to strangers on the internet?” and they were like “OH NO OMFG WE CAN NEVER DO THAT” and i was like
I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in
And then someone or something that isn’t yours
gets in that space
and you just
Holy fuck finally someone who understands
Perfect for murdering people.
I’m so glad we are all on the same page.
As long as it starts with B and C we all know its about Beqeduhlck Cuqiubfiecm
It doesn’t even have to start with B and C for us to know its about Flufferdoodle Gardenhose
No but this is legitimately concerning because I actually know who you’re talking about
Oh my god if you’re going to judge someone’s cosplay you better learn your fucking shit because this is Duela Dent you goddamn assholes.
Perpetually laughing over the fact that “real gamer/comic book nerd” males keep insulting women for cosplaying things they’ve never even heard of
who’s the “fake geek” now, fuckers?
Holy shit that get up is fucking bad ass!
do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad
what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
i want a a restraining order against every spider
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.